Most of you are probably aware of the various Chuck Norris jokes out there on this series of tubes. If not, let me give you a couple and point you to a site that has more:
- Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep. He waits.
- The Chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
- Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk and Kill.
- Guns don’t kill people, Chuck Norris kills people.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
Now I suppose you’re wondering why I’m posting Chuck Norris “facts”, right? Well, it’s because Mike Huckabee (R-candidate) has produced an ad with Chuck Norris endorsing him for President. I found it over at Shakesville (Thanks Melissa!).
Now I find this ad hilarious for a couple reasons. One, Chuck Norris jokes are funny because they take shots at Chuck Norris, like all he can do is a roundhouse kick. Apparently Chuck doesn’t know that. And two, why would Mike Huckabee even think to say something so stupid as “My plan to secure the border? Chuck Norris.”? But hey, keep going with that Mike. Finally, we know that the Chuck Norris Facts in the ad and the ones I listed above are jokes. Does that mean that the “Huck Facts” are jokes too? I guess so…