Long-lost Brady Bunch kid, Sarah, kills attacker…

(to the tune of the Brady Bunch theme)
…Till the one day when this girl killed her attacker
We knew it was much more than a hunch.
That her attacker just seemed to want her baby,
That’s your fate when you screw with the Brady Bunch.

The Brady Bunch.
The Bra-dy Bunch.

“Marsha, Marsha, Marsha! Stop trying to take my baby!”

CNN article

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