I’m creating a new category today. It will be called You, sir, are guilty of Asshattery!. I want to try and do one post a week about some of the absolutely stupid shit people do. So, on to the definitons:
asshat (ăs hăt) n. A supremely foolish person; an extremely useless idiot. e.g. You’re about as useful as a hat on my ass; You are an asshat!!
asshattery (ăs hăt ` rē) n. The act or practice of excessive stupidity as performed by an asshat. e.g. You, sir, are guilty of Asshattery!