All hail the Torture President, George W. Bush!

In one more sign of his obvious asshattery, G-dub, that’s what I like to call him, G-dub, vetoed a bill outlawing the use of torture, or as the Whitehouse likes to call it, enhanced interrogation techniques. Waterboarding specifically. What the Army and Marine Corps can’t do per the Army Field Manual, Bush wants to allow the CIA to do. If it ain’t good enough for the Army to use, the CIA sure as shit shouldn’t be doing it either.

We all know that Bush ain’t the brightest crayon in the box, but how fucking stupid do you have to be to not understand that confessions given under duress are UNRELIABLE?I seriously hope that our elected representatives in Congress overturn this veto. Come on, Dems, do what we sent you there to do!

Read about Bush’s veto HERE.

The Beer Prayer

Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk,
(I will be drunk),
At home as in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer, The bitter and The lager.
Forever and ever,

Barmen

 Laughter really is the best medicine. I’m feeling a million times better than I was with my last post. I happened across the below picture while perusing the intertubes (Thanks, Sen. Stevens!) and found it gut-bustingly-hilarious. Wrong on so many levels, but hilarious nonetheless. So thanks to all of you that were wishing me a speedy recovery. And to those who wished I’d just die I send the sentiments of the picture below.